Hello, my little gherkins. This is Gertrude Strawberry, time traveler of history. That's right; I have acquired the time machine from Mr. Peabody himself as he has been committed to the Shady Rest Nuthouse because he thinks he's a dog.
So, Miss Gertie (you can call me Queen Gertie if you'd like), will travel to different times in history and tell you what really happened. You'll finally know after all these years who really killed JFK, and if Elvis was seen at Seven-Elevens in the 1980s. You'll find out what Reagan really did recall, and why Napoleon kept his arm in his shirt (naughty little boy).
So keep tabs here as we go on to our great adventure- and get your hand out of my skirt!
